1
Birth
关于出生
Me: Mum, where did I come from?
Mum: You were picked up from a dustbin near our home.
我:妈妈,我是从哪里来的呀?
妈妈:你是妈妈在家附近的垃圾堆里捡来的。
谢谢妈妈,还好你没说我是充话费送的=.=|||
2
Marriage
关于婚姻
Children/Parents
P:Are you dating with someone?(asking with a kind smile)
C:No, I am busy with my work.
P:Don’t just focus on your job, just try to date someone. You are 25+ years old, not a kid any more(speaking with a rising voice). You see, some of your friends were even married,but you are still alone.
孩子和父母
父母:谈恋爱了吗?(关爱的笑容)
孩子:没有,工作太忙。
父母:别光顾着工作,该谈恋爱了。你都过了25了,不是小孩子了(语调上升)。你看,你的朋友都结婚了,你还是单身。
不得不说这位老外已掌握中国国情的精髓。
3
Hot Water
关于热水
Me: I caught a cold.
Friend: Drink hot water!!!
我:我感冒了。
朋友:喝点热水!!!
所以妹子们,不要再抱怨来姨妈时男票只会叫你多喝热水。你们错怪自己的男票了,全中国都这样!
4
Japanese product
关于日货
Some jerk: " Wow, it's a Sony mobile phone."
Me: " Yes."
Him:"Why you no boycott Japanese product?"
Me: "......"
某个混蛋:哇!索尼手机!
我:是啊。
他:为什么你不抵制日货?
我:……
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